• teacher: why didn't you do your homework
• me: well i did open up my backpack and take out the homework directions but then my phone buzzed so you know i had to answer that, then i got a notification on facebook and this person i am crushing on told me i looked cute, so then i had to text my best friend, and then i went on tumblr and i had to answer the messages i got and set up a queue and blog about absolutely nothing but i still did that, then i had to eat some noms, then i got a phone call from my friend and talked, then my mom yelled at me to go to bed, but i snuck my computer in and it was about 2 am, then i fell asleep round 4 am and then i came to school and slept until you whacked me with papers asking me why i didn't do my homework.
• teacher: .....
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